"You Got That?"

One day a chocolate cherry fruitcake walks into a bar. The chocolate cherry fruitcake sits at the counter and beckons to the bartender. "Give me a double shot of rum," the chocolate cherry fruitcake says. The bartender pours the drink and the chocolate cherry fruitcake empties the glass over its head, pays for the drink, and walks out of the bar.

The next day the chocolate cherry fruitcake returns to the bar. "Another double shot of rum," the chocolate cherry fruitcake says. The bartender pours the drink and the chocolate cherry fruitcake empties the glass over its head, pays for the drink, and walks out of the bar.

A couple of days later the chocolate cherry fruitcake walks into the bar again. "The same?" asks the bartender.

"Not today." The chocolate cherry fruitcake shakes its head and smiles. "Do you have a knife?" The bartender rummages for a few seconds in a bin and sets a knife on the counter. "Take this knife," the chocolate cherry fruitcake explains, "and cut me in pieces, and eat me. And don't forget to share me with your friends and your family too. You got that?"

"Yeah, I got it." So the bartender takes the knife and cuts the chocolate cherry fruitcake in pieces and eats it, and doesn't forget to share it with his friends and his family. And they all agree it is a really delicious chocolate cherry fruitcake.